- Previously on Warehouse 13...
- Mr. Lattimer, my name's Frederic.
- What's that?
- An invitation to endless wonder.
- No! - Aah...
[earth rumbling]
- H.G. Wells was a formidable opponent.
She fooled us all.
- You can't blame yourself.
It could have happened to any one of us.
- But I put the entire world in jeopardy.
I can't take that chance again.
[dramatic music]
[electricity zapping]
[sirens wailing]
[police orders shouted]
- Let's go, bomb squad. Another group!
- What the hell were you doing in there?
- For the hundredth time-- I told you, I work here!
I just brought some chick in after hours...
And she's into hendrix, so I grabbed his guitar...
- Yeah, yeah, we know about the bomb, okay?
- Bomb? What bomb?
I was just trying to get lucky.
- Hey... [explosion]
He's telling the truth. - Oh, come on, steve.
- Chuck, he's not lying. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can always tell when somebody's lying, right?
Lucky you and your special gift.
- Believe me, it's not a gift
To be able to tell when someone's lying.
You ever been on a date? - This guy is our only lead.
- The guy's clean. There's no bomb.
- Well, there's something bad going down in there, okay?
It may not be any kind of bomb we've seen before.
[electricity crackles]
Steve. Steve! You listening?
- Yes. Fine. Whatever.
- Hey, steve! Jeez.
[explosions, electrical zaps]
- So?
- Well, apparently some casanova decides
To play hendrix's guitar
The same night that we want to swap it out.
- I thought we already had hendrix's guitar.
- That's the one he torched at finsbury park.
- In '67.
[woman screaming]
- Okay, listen, we've gotta shut this down.
You go deal with her. - Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Here, slip this on the nozzle.
There's too much errant electricity around here
To risk using water.
[electricity crackles]
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
[police calling out indistinctly]
- Now, Claudia, are you sure about this?
- Abso--mostly.
[device humming]
- What's that?
- Voila! Tesla grenade.
- Slow turn and hands, please.
[electricity crackling]
- Listen, we work for the museum. We're just here--
- Lie.
- We're under presidential orders to shut this place--
- Lie.
- Okay, that's my guitar, and only, and only I can--
- Lie. - Even as we speak,
This place is being surrounded
By a legion of-- - Oh, my god, quit lying!
- All right, fine!
We are special agents who find
And neutralize dangerous artifacts,
And if she does not use jimi hendrix's tremolo bar
To bend the pitch on those strings right now,
This place will go crazy enough to shut down
The power grid on the eastern seaboard.
- Thank you.
Okay, then, go ahead.
[electricity crackling]
[bending note]
♪
- [screaming]
[sustained note bending]
[music stops, electricity wanes]
[easy rock melody]
♪
- No, no... What are you doing?
No, no, no, see, now you're just playing with it.
- Well, yeah. It's hendrix's guitar.
- Which means that you should-- - Give it to you.
Come on, trade me the replica.
- Hey, are you okay? - Thank you for saving me.
- Okay. Okay, come on. Come on.
- Who the hell are you people?
- How could you tell I was lying?
- No, no, no, I'm asking the questions here.
How'd you guys even get in here?
- You know what, could you open my bag for me
Just for a sec? Thank you so much.
See, I've gotta turn this down
Because I'm way too close. - What is that?
- Nothing for you to worry about.
- Oh, you're lying.
- There, now I don't have to lie to you anymore. You happy?
- Sorry about the cold. - Thank you so, so much.
You saved my life.
Oh, my god. Is he okay?
Both: He's fine.
- God, I love firemen.
How can I ever thank you?
- Here. Cover up. You're freezing.
Go wait by the exit.
We'll sneak you out with us, okay?
- Hey, Pete? - Yeah?
- Uh, that girl's really grateful to you.
- Uh-huh. - And cold.
Really, really cold?
We could see how cold she was?
- I gave her my jacket.
- Pete, uh, what Claudia's trying to say is that
You were uncharacteristically... Restrained
In the face of all that... Coldness.
- Just doing the job.
Let's go. Come on.
- Okay, see, now even I miss the boob jokes.
- We've gotta get Myka back.
[beep]
- Steve, the director wants to see you.
He's not buying your story
About the girl with the purple gloves,
Your story about the guy with the eyebrows,
Or all that stuff about dangerous artifacts.
[beep]
- Turn on the light. We need to talk.
[beep]
- What the hell?
Who are you? How'd you even get in here?
- My name is Mrs. Frederic. I'm with the government.
I'm here to make you an offer, steven.
- What?
- I have a position to fill,
And you seem to fit the bill nicely.
- [chuckles] are you kidding me?
- You're looking into my eyes,
So you already know that I'm not.
I want to introduce you to a new world.
- Yeah, what kind of world?
- A world of endless wonder.
[dramatic music]
♪
- I'm sorry, sir, I have no listing in south dakota
For k39-triple-z on the north american grid.
- Yeah, I didn't think so.
Holy smokes!
- Sir, are you there?
- Yeah...I think I am.
- But I don't want a new partner.
- Put your glasses on. There's a reason why
We're unpacking Warehouse 2 in the ovoid quarantine!
- Nobody asked me if I wanted a new partner.
- Yeah, well, this isn't the army.
We don't poll our troops to get their opinion
Before we make a decision.
- Pete, really, glasses.
- Fine, fine, fine!
- Look, Artie, you and Claudia were
Taking up the slack just fine.
- Oh, thank you so very much.
The fact is I'm too old, she's too young,
And we are both needed here.
You need a new field partner.
Someone who's an equal, and someone who's got experience!
- All right, well, then, get Myka back.
- I have tried. Mrs. Frederic has tried.
- Here, here, send her one of plato's tablets.
She loved these! - Pete...
We all miss her, but we have got work to do.
Get your head with the program,
'cause the new guy's gonna be here any minute.
- You know what...
It feels a little like my old dog
Just got sent to the farm,
And you guys are already shoving
A new puppy down my throat.
[bird screeches]
- Hey, new guy.
You are the new guy, right?
- You... You had the tremolo bar
And the purple gloves-- I saw you.
- Yes, it's all true, dorothy.
Agent Claudia Donovan. Here...
New guy gets to fix the fish.
Whoa, nice wheels. Prius, right?
I've been looking at this baby myself.
Sprang for the solar roof nav package I see. Shmancy.
- Listen, what, exactly, is Warehouse 13?
What do you guys do out here?
- Jbl four-cd changer, of course.
Xm radio, cruise control, bluetooth.
Intelligent parking assist. Ipod interface?
Well, well, well, somebody treated himself very nicely.
End of the day, what'd your mommy have to lay out
For a car like this? - Agent Donovan.
I'm not here to sell you my car. Okay?
- I know why you're here.
[loud beeps] - Follow me. Artie made cookies.
That'll buff out.
Artie likes to think of this place as "america's attic,"
But that's really the nickname for the smithsonian,
So we need a new subtitle.
Pete pitched "the world's junk drawer,"
But I quite like the "library of crazy,"
Or better yet, "artifact roadshow."
Don't touch the bombs. - Bombs?
- I mean, I don't need a guy who can tell
When somebody's lying.
So what? That's nothing special.
I mean, every nun I ever met could do that.
Sister mary francis could tell when you were about to lie.
- I don't care.
You're working with agent Jinks starting today.
- Oh, and you're gonna send me out
On potentially life-threatening missions
With someone named Jinks?
That's just great, Artie. - [clears throat]
Steve, Artie. Artie, steve.
- Oh, hello. - You...
You're the guy with the eyebrows.
You neutralize the dangerous artifacts.
- Yes, when they misbehave.
Agent Steve Jinks,
Meet your new partner-- this is agent Pete Lattimer.
- Jinks, hey, man, how are you?
I'm really looking forward to working with you.
- You're lying.
- Oh, yeah, this is gonna be fun.
[doorbell rings]
- Bob, I'm telling you they're all in denver.
At the regalton.
I don't know, but when this many big bank ceos
Are all in one place, it's gotta be news.
- Miss hopper?
- Yes. Thank you.
Yes, of course I'll corroborate.
I've already got a guy on the inside.
Hmm.
Who knows I like figs?
Nothing. Look, I'll file the story late tomorrow.
The major bigwigs arrive in the morning--
Ow! [eerie voice discernable]
Ow, something just bit me.
[eerie indistinct voices]
Oh...Bob...Bob, help.
- Monica?
[indistinct voices]
- Oh! [gasping]
- Monica, quit clowning around.
Is this a joke?
What's going on? Are you all right?
- Oh, antony, nay... I will take thee too.
- Somebody call 911, now! [eerie voices]
- Steve, welcome aboard.
- You shot me with that thing. - You don't want a cookie?
- No. Yeah, but you did shoot me.
- Yes, it's called a tesla.
It was invented by nicola tesla--
- About 1,000 years ago, when Artie was a kid.
Here's an idea-- why doesn't jinksy just
Start here in the Warehouse?
You know, learn the ropes, get his feet wet...
- Yes. Miss Donovan could come with me.
- That's exactly what I've been saying.
- Should I-- - No, we're good.
A decision has been made.
Our job as Warehouse agents is to
Find whatever's about to ruin the world's day.
- Like finding jimi hendrix's guitar.
- Precisely. Smart lad.
Then snag it, bag it, and tag it.
[clears throat]
I like to think of this as-- - America's attic.
- Yes...
Amer--all right. Anyway...
Welcome to Warehouse 13.
Okay, that's all we have time for.
Now we've got work to do.
[loud thunderclaps]
- You guys get storms in here?
- Um, sometimes.
I need my--gotta get-- - Wait, it's operational.
- No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
- No, it's not-- whoa, how did you do that?
- My way. Finished installing it last night.
[thunderclaps]
- That's coming directly from the ancient archives.
We've gotta-- don't just stand there.
[thunderclaps, lightning strikes]
- That's a pyramid.
There's a pyramid in the Warehouse.
- That's right, jinksy.
We get on there, we could win $25,000.
- Joke, right? You're funny. - You're not laughing.
- Well, I'm not a laugher.
- Great. Perfect. Fun.
- Get in here! [thunderclaps]
- What? What? What's up?
[pipes hiss, ceiling creaks]
[vacuum whoosh, clang]
- You fixed the pneumatic tubes. - Yep.
- Did you--how did you... - Nope.
- Imagine how such ingenuity
Could be put to use in the field.
- Are you ever gonna stop doing that?
- No. [ringing tone]
- Artie, you better get back down to the ovoid.
We have a situation.
- I'll get right on it. [ringing tone]
[vacuum whoosh]
[Artie mutters indistinctly]
All right, Pete, you and I are gonna check out the storm
In the ancient archives.
Claudia, you're gonna take steve.
You're gonna find out what is wrong
In the ovoid quarantine.
- Ooh, what's an ovoid quarantine?
- It's where we keep-- [alarm sounding]
- Uh-oh.
- How long ago? - Where is it?
- A few hours. Denver.
- You still think we don't need an extra set of hands?
- Is something wrong?
- We got a ping. - We got a ping.
[alarm buzzing]
- You saw the report.
It says the lady died of snakebite poisoning.
A russell's viper, no less.
But nobody found any snakes anywhere.
- Hmm, yeah, well, check around.
It sounds like it could be george went hensley's bible.
- George went where now? - George went hensley.
Yeah, he was a 20th-century snake-handling
Bible-thumper from tennessee.
Got bitten 400 times in his life.
The last one finally killed him in 1955.
- Wow. George: 400. Snakes: 1.
Guess he could have used the shutout, eh, jinksy?
Artie, this kid's got no sense of humor.
He doesn't laugh at the jokes.
- Your jokes, Pete? - Yes.
- Give that a little more thought.
[loud electrical bang]
[thunderclaps, electricity]
Zeus...Something's completely freaked you out.
- [sighs]
So buddhist, huh?
Does that mean you shave your head
And dance around in robes? - Only at christmas.
- Careful, that's almost a joke.
- There's ashes in the trash can.
It's paper, from what I can tell.
Old. Maybe parchment.
Charring residue indicates it was burned
Within the last 12 hours. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Could be a combo platter
Which both kills someone and burns up the evidence.
What we call an artifact twofer.
- [chuckles] there you go. That was funny.
- That wasn't a joke.
- Okay, I give up. You're joking, you're not jok--
- All right, easy. Easy there, birdie num-num.
Look, you're gonna run into things in this job.
Gandhi's sandals will calm you down so much
That your heart will stop beating.
There's a badminton racket that belonged to charles dickens.
Makes you think you're an orphan.
I put on abe lincoln's hat once
And had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederic.
Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.
[whoosh]
[forklift motor whining]
[reverse alarm beeping]
- What-- what are you doing?
Did I say that you could drive that thing?
- Yeah, that's the pressing issue here.
- Something in there has got zeus panicked.
- They had identification.
That's the only reason I let 'em in.
- Hello there. May I ask
What y'all are doing at my crime scene?
- Oh, hey, yeah. Uh...
Sorry, we should probably speak to your supervisor.
- Agent sally stukowski, fbi.
I'm in charge of this investigation.
- Oh, good for you.
Agent Pete Lattimer, secret service.
Agent Jinks, atf.
- Really? Neither one of those agencies
Is here, to my knowledge.
- And what is the fbi doing here?
Isn't this a local police matter?
- Oh, I don't know if you've heard,
But there's terrorists in the world.
So somebody gets poisoned,
We like to look into that kind of thing.
What are you doing here? - Uh, oh, well,
This woman was bitten by a nonexistent russell's viper,
And we like to look into thatthang,sally.
- Oh, you're funny... And original.
Interference in an fbi investigation is a felony.
- [whispering] is this your first big case?
- Get out of my crime scene!
- Ha, ha, it is. I knew it! Congrats. No...
His too. I wasn't trying to embarrass you.
- Oh, I'm not embarrassed. No.
What I am is in charge.
Boys... Escort them out of here.
- Hello, boys.
- Okay, let's see how hera likes these apples.
All right...
Okay.
[thunder rumbles]
[liquid hissing]
- She's burning it right off.
- Yeah, it had no effect on zeus either.
[liquid sizzling]
- [sighs] I don't know.
Think. I'm gonna go back to the office.
I need a crash course in greek mythology.
[thunderclaps, electricity]
- Hey, charlie. Somebody sent you a flier.
- Thanks.
Hey, how'd you... [door shuts]
What the hell is this?
[eerie indistinct voices]
Oh...Oh, my god!
Help me. [pained groans]
Help! Uh, help me!
Help...
[pained groans]
kai su teknon? [indistinct voices]
kai su teknon?
- [screams]
No, no, there wasn't anyone near him.
- And I'm guessing your name's not "kay sue teknon."
- I don't know why he was calling me that.
I thought he was joking around.
He was an actor, you know.
The hotel was just his day job. - And what hotel is that?
- The regalton, downtown. Cater-waiter.
Poor charlie. I saw him last year in anything goes.
He was good.
Not great, but good.
- Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
- Forensics says he was stabbed 23 times
With 23 different knives. - How very orient express.
Maybe somebody's got agatha christie's bedroom slippers.
- And on the floor, more ashes. Agatha christie's cigar?
- Don't be ridiculous. Wait!
The first victim was doing a story
About bankers meeting at a hotel.
- The regalton hotel, downtown. - Hey, hey, hey!
anything goes. charlie here was a waiter at the regalton.
- Coincidence? - Hardly ever.
But why waste your best charles manson impression
On a waiter? - Again!
Why are you here, Lattimer?
- Oh, god, why does every hot chick want me?
- Get 'em moved out of here. - Wait. Agent stukowski,
We're trying to help. Okay, this is weird.
Well, we specialize in weird.
We can help you. We--we know stuff.
- All right, but only because I've got a boss
That wants answers yesterday.
What do you know? - Quid pro quo.
- Depends. - See, you are so cute
When you open up. - I will shoot you right here.
- Okay, look, we think
There might be something going on down at the regalton.
Both victims were vaguely connected to it.
- That's it? That's all?
I'm sorry, you got nothing to trade.
- So you don't know anything about a bunch
Of bankers meeting there? - No. And I think it's time
Y'all got out of here. - You're lying.
- Agent Jinks, is it?
I'm under strict orders to sew this up,
So that's exactly what we're gonna do.
- Okay, look, I've got a really bad feeling here,
And I would hate for your first time--
- Agent Lattimer, my job is to make sure
That this event goes off without a hitch.
And right now, I already have two.
- So there is a connection. - Sew it up.
These two out.
- You are adorable.
- I don't think she gets your sense of humor either.
[thunderclaps, electricity]
- Okay, I found it.
[thunderclap, electricity crackling]
- Are you sure the lightning's only gonna strike that rod?
[thunderclap, electricity crackling]
- Mostly.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
The statues of zeus hera--
The very ones that we've got in the Warehouse--
Those were the very statues that were involved
In the battle of corpendium!
Now, this is fantastic. Picture the scene.
It's 306 b.C.
- Yes, you were just a child, but it's still so vivid.
Can you just tell us about the lightning already?
- These statues, zeus and hera, they hated each other,
And here's why-- zeus married his sister hera.
Don't ask. They were greek. [thunderclap, electricity]
Then zeus tomcats all over town.
Upstairs at olympus, downstairs with the mortals.
- Got it. Zeus was a man-slut.
- Then hera found out about it.
- And she made his life miserable.
- And he hated her for it.
Now he throws lightning bolts.
God knows what else he's gonna do.
I mean, they're apart for 2,300 years.
- Okay, so we need to move one of them--
- To a safe place.
[thunderclap, electricity crackling]
- We need to do that now. - Yeah.
- Look, just get us into the shindig tonight.
- No. No, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Look, you don't want a bunch of dead bankers
On your hands, do you?
- Agent stukowski told us that--
- Mr. Benjamin franklin talks a lot louder
Than agent stukowski.
What's that, ben?
You want to meet the bellman? Oh, here you go.
I gotta start keeping receipts.
- et tu, brute? - What?
- kai su teknon. it's not a name.
It's ancient greek for et tu, brute?
From shakespeare's julius caesar.
- Right, right.
And antony of antony and cleopatra.
Ha, ha! Look at me using my high school english.
- We need to do some research on those plays, and fast.
- No, not necessary. I know where we can learn more
Than we ever wanted to know about mr. Walter shakespeare.
[door bells jingle]
[service bell dings]
Ophelia, pray tell. How doth milady?
- You're wasting your time, Pete, okay?
I made my decision, and I don't work there anymore.
I don't know what you think that you're doing here.
- If you could just get your nose
Out of your own butt for five seconds,
I could explain it.
I just-- I have some questions.
- Well, you could have phone. - Okay, fine.
The reason I'm here is you're an expert
On what I'm dealing with right now.
- No, I'm not, Pete. Okay?
I'm no longer an expert
On things that make you old in two seconds
Or electrify your spine or--
Or create ice-age volcanoes.
Okay, now I am just an expert on books.
- Exactly. Shakespeare.
And correct me if I'm wrong,
Which I know you love to do,
But you're an expert on the bird of avon, right?
- [whispers] bard.
It's the bard of avon, Pete.
- See, you're already helping.
- You know what, just please--
Just please, okay? - [groans] come on, Myka.
Look, if I had quit and left you there,
And you were looking for an artifact
About football or porn, I'd help you.
- Just try a library, okay?
- Man, is it hard to park around here.
- Hi, can I-- can I help you?
- Yeah. This is steve, my new Myka.
Steve, the old Myka.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Right. Myka, hi.
- Hi. So I take it he's mentioned me?
- No, not really...
We need your help.
- Fine. What do you need?
- Oh, really, you'll help him? - Pete...
- Ah... - The bodies are piling up.
Each of the victims said
A shakespeare line before they died.
One said "kai su teknon." - That's greek for et tu, brute?
- Right. Yeah.
Uh, and the other one said, "oh, antony..."
- "nay, I will take thee too."
- Wow, how did you know that? - [whispers] I told you.
- Well, they're cleopatra's last words before she died.
This says that a snakebite was the suspected cause of death?
This pose? - I know.
We can't figure it out either.
And there weren't any snakes anywhere.
Definitely not a russell's viper.
- the lost folio. - The what?
- The pose.
The positions that the dead people were in.
I've seen it before. I was just looking--
Here. Here it is.
It's the lost folio. - How do you lose a folio?
What's a folio? - It's a book.
- Why not say book?
- Because it's not a book, it's a folio.
Does this look familiar? It's julius caesar.
- Hey, hey, hey. He's in the same position.
- Well, this--this book is just a reproduction.
The original disappeared around 400 years ago.
It was supposedly cursed by this actor
Who desperately wanted to act in shakespeare's plays,
But shakespeare never hired him.
Apparently he couldn't remember his lines,
So he kept improvising. - That'll piss a writer off.
- Well, I don't get the connection.
How can a book do anything?
- Well, the original was believed to have been cursed
By the actor--there were several deaths linked to it.
If somebody's gotten ahold of it, they could be using it.
If we could dig up the history of the lost folio,
Maybe we could connect the dots--
- Okay. Thank you, kind citizen.
And your country thanks you for the loan of this book.
- You can't just take-- - I'll send you the check.
No need for you to get involved any further.
Jinksy, let's go back to denver.
Oh, and, uh...
Definitely don't need any more of your help.
[chuckles]
- Okay, uh... - [chuckles]
- Well, thanks.
I'm just gonna need the... - Oh, oh, oh.
Yes, yes. Here.
- You know, if it makes a difference,
He was lying.
- Are you talking about shakespeare?
Because cromwell destroyed most of the folios.
I've never even heard of a lost one.
- Hey, how is she? Does she miss us?
Is she coming back? - I don't think so.
Myka said some crappy actor made it for shakespeare,
Then he cursed it, now it kills people.
- Yeah, I will have an answer for you
By the time you get back to denver.
- All right, you know how to find us.
Kirk out! Oh, and...Spock too.
[bolt squeaking]
- Claudia, get over here. We're in a public place.
Claudia, turn it on. Turn it on, Claudia!
- Do you think griping at me will enhance my speed?
- Just do it. Turn it on.
Okay, and that's it? - Yeah, that's it.
If there's any problem at all, anybody tries to move him,
We'll hear about it in the office.
- All right, good. Let's get out of here.
These plants are making me nervous,
And that one is staring at me.
- Okay, so wait. What did buddha say
About happiness again?
- That the secret is to want what you have,
And not what you don't have.
- Yeah, but if I had what I wanted,
There'd be nothing to do.
- This is gonna be a longer discussion, I think.
- Okay, so our bad guy takes out a reporter
Who's doing a story on a secret bankers' meeting.
- That way it stays secret, right?
Nobody gets scared away.
But...Then he takes out a waiter.
- Maybe it gets him access to the event tonight.
I think we should--
Uh-oh. - What?
- I got a bad feeling. - What do you mean?
- Vibes. I get these things.
- Agent Jinks?
This was at the bell desk for you.
- Who knows that I'm here?
- I've got a really bad feeling.
- Hey--
- Steve, no! Steve!
Steve, what's going on, man? You can't breathe?
All right, hold on, man. Hold on.
Stay with me, man. Hey, hey, you hear me?
You're gonna be okay, all right? Stay with me. Hey!
- Pete! Pete, the folio. - What?
- "commend me to my kind lord: O, farewell."
Make him say it. Make him say it fast.
Commend me to my kind lord: O, farewell.
- Say it, steve.
- Commend me to my kind lord...
Both: O, farewell.
[electricity crackling] - [gasps]
[breathing calms]
- Congratulations.
You were almost killed by an artifact.
You are now officially a Warehouse agent.
- Oh, son of a bitch.
You come after my team? No. No way.
Game on, man. I am--
I am gonna tesla this guy sterile!
- Pete, lobby. People. - What the hell was that?
- Othello. He smothered desdemona with a pillow.
julius caesar, antony and cleopatra?
Look, I did some digging in the history
Of the lost folio, and listen to this.
"the first errant fool that touches the page
"shall loos'th himself I'the image therein,
"and shall be curs'd to live the death
That is therein depicteth."
- It means-- - No, no, I know what it means.
First guy that touches the picture dies that way.
It get it, it's just fancy words make me sleepy.
- "yet he who utters the dying breath
"may then be spared the errant death.
"but breath be spoke before the flame,
Or death shall take him all the same."
- Sleepy, sleepy.
- The first two victims
Spoke the last words their character said
after the engraving burst into flames.
You have to say it before. That's the only way out.
Is there any connection between the victims?
- Only this hotel and a bunch of investment bankers
Who are meeting here later tonight.
- So you think they're the targets?
- Well, we don't know. - Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, are you back in?
Because, what, you're just all interested now,
So you're just back in? - No, I'm just here to help.
Oh, well, I'm sorry, mykes, but you can't just
Waltz in and out like that-- we don't need a consultant.
- Oh, don't you? 'cause I'm pretty sure that
If I didn't get here in time... - Oh, really?
Because if you hadn't walked out like that
In the first place-- - It wasn't the easiest decision
That I ever had to make... - Well, I never had any idea--
- Hey! Both: What?
- I'm pretty okay with her being back
Since she just saved my life and all.
So maybe you two can work on your repressed sexual tension
Sometime when we don't have a book running around
Trying to suffocate people. Maybe our next step
Should be to check the tapes and see
Who left that envelope for me to die from.
- Yes, we will finish this conversation later.
- We'll do that later. - Oh, man...
It had to have been within the last few hours.
We weren't gone that long.
- Ugh, if I give that bellman any more money,
He's gonna have to claim me on his tax return.
- There. That's the envelope.
That guy is dropping it off at the desk.
- Okay, well, so we've got a who.
We need a why.
- Create a panic in the financial markets,
Take advantage?
- We gotta get the wall street guys
To cancel their back-patting ceremony tonight.
- By telling them what, that shakespeare's lost folio
Is gonna kill them?
- I know it's true and I don't believe it.
Plus, we'll never get stukowski to agree.
Next time she sees him, she'll have him shot.
- Oh, I see you've already worked your magic.
- Why do you automatically assume it's my fault?
- Whose fault is it? - Mine.
But we might be able to use uptight sally to our advantage.
[mellow piano music]
But I thought buddhists were supposed to let go
Of all worldly possessions.
- No, it's about not letting your possessions possess you.
See, we believe that you can only lose
What you refuse to let go of.
- You know what, that is so true
Because I always lose the things I really like,
And I never lose the things I don't care about.
Like, my mom would say, "Pete,
If your head wasn't glued to your neck, you'd probably..."
- That's not the achievement of self awakening
The buddha was talking about. - You didn't know him.
- Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we get things started.
I'd like to introduce our panel.
I'm sure some of you know them--
Jim kouvell, and doug alps, from new york.
[applause]
- There, that's him.
- You sure? - Trust me.
I got a bad feeling.
- Lattimer. - Agent sally!
I was hoping to run into you tonight.
Save me a dance? - Boys, please cuff them.
Take them out. - Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Aren't we all on the same team here?
- Are we? 'cause my team's job
Is to make sure the this event goes along smoothly.
- Whew, man, is it hot in here or is it just you, sally?
Myka, now! - Oh! Oh...
[shouts and cries]
[indistinct eerie voice]
- [coughing]
- Gertrude. "the drink!
The drink! I am poisoned!" say it.
- The drink! The drink! I am poisoned!
- Claudius.
"oh, yet defend me friends, I am but hurt."
Say it. Say, "oh, yet defend me friends..."
- Oh, yet defend me friends... - "I am but hurt."
- I am but hurt.
- Hamlet. Uh...Oh, god...
"the rest is silence!" damn it, say "the rest is silence!"
- The rest is silence! [breathing more easily]
- Bring it! Bring it!
- Hey, boss! - Look, fire!
[alarmed murmurs]
- All right, all right! You guys have had enough.
No charge, ladies.
[grunts] Myka!
[mouths words] Thank you.
- Be careful.
[melancholy pop music]
♪
- Well, there she goes again.
- Found the last pages of the folio in a room,
But the guy was long gone.
- We know what he looks like, so it's only a matter of time.
Listen, Lattimer, I think you are a first-class jerk,
Obnoxious, unprofessional to the core.
- Shouldn't you be on one knee to do this?
- But you were right. So...Thanks.
Oh, and, Lattimer, if you ever fly
Into the denver area again, let me know.
I'll have you shot in the airport.
- It is shocking how much she wants me.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is.
Stud.
- I am a stud.
[whoosh]
- All quiet on the eastern front?
- Calm and peaceful. - Like a statue should be.
- Wow...
That's really...
Annoying. Artie.
- Thank you. - [gasps]
God. Oh...
I'd forgotten about that. [nervous chuckle]
- You were so helpful during our recent mission.
I just wanted to thank you in person.
- You're welcome.
I'm...Glad I could help.
Really.
- There's someone I want you to speak with.
- Hello, Myka.
- [stammers]
Mrs. Frederic, why would you bring her here?
- She can't hurt you, Myka.
She can't hurt anyone. Trust me.
I'll leave you two alone.
- Myka... You hate me for what I did.
You hate the Warehouse for what it did to you.
- No. No, I don't.
- We became friends because we're alike in many ways.
- Except that I--
I didn't want to destroy the world
And kill everybody in it.
- I'm not proud of what happened,
Or that it drove you away from the Warehouse.
100 years ago, I went into the bronzer
Filled with hate.
It grew inside me like a cancer.
All I thought about was what I'd lost,
What the Warehouse had taken from me, turned me into.
Be careful, Myka.
Hate so easily turns into fear.
Don't walk away from your truth.
- That's why you're here.
- I haven't actually come here.
- So what, you're some sort of holographic projection?
- I'm...Being held.
I don't know where or how.
They can, it seems, transport my consciousness.
Wish I'd thought of that. [chuckles]
Please think about what I've said.
- [gasps]
- So you're saying my aura's changing color.
Well, what I want to know is why my aura's changing color.
- Well, because--
- Oh, my god! Squeal of delight.
[laughter]
- I missed you. - Oh, you have no idea!
- Myka, you're back.
You are back, right?
- Yeah, I'm back. - Okay, magic carpet.
What do you do? You try to get it going.
- I thought it would, you know, just take off and--
- Hey.
- So does this mean that I'm out of a job?
Because I was just getting used to Pete's hilarious jokes.
- The only way you leave the Warehouse is feet first.
- [laughs]
- Welcome back, then.
- Thanks.
- Good.
Good.
All right, let's get to it.
There's still a mysterious man in denver,
And we should all try to find him, no?
It is what we do.
- I don't think they saw me. I had to leave the folio.
It's too dangerous to go back.
Their new operative is steven Jinks,
A former atf agent.
Bering and Lattimer were working as a team.
This may indicate that she's returned to the Warehouse.
I can follow up.
- No. No, you've done well.
Now you need to disappear for a while.
- Of course. I'm just glad--
[muffled grunts]
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